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  • Wednesday, March 08, 2006

    God: I've lost faith in Blair


    All the signs are that the Almighty is unhappy about efforts to implicate Him in the attack on Iraq

    A high-level leak has revealed that God is "furious" at Tony Blair's attempts to implicate him in the bombing of Iraq. Sources close to the archangel Gabriel report him as describing the Almighty as "hopping mad ... with sanctimonious yet unscrupulous politicians claiming He would condone their bestial activities when He has no way of going public Himself, owing to the MMW agreement" (a reference to the long-established Moving in Mysterious Ways concordat).

    Terry Jones (Monty Pythons) reports HERE

    1 Comments:

    Blogger bruce is nosebleeding said...

    :)

    March 08, 2006 3:08 pm  

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